Showing posts with label Engineering. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Engineering. Show all posts

Friday, March 6, 2009

The Mech Don turns into a Net Mechanic


Well..I assume you might be knowing the Mech Don if you've been following my blog...That's none other than me!

I recently ventured into this job of a net mechanic...if you've been wondering what this is about, let me explain -

One of my friends had asked me for an Orkut proxy (coz our coll server blocks it..curse the Comp Sci & IT dept. guys/gals 4 that!) that would work and I suggested good old power.com - the all in one site...but it seems my friend had already tried it and the login was blocked by the server! Another of my friends from the same small remote town named Villupuram had the same problem ( Coming from a big city in Tamil Nadu named Karaikudi I always had some sympathy for those people from small towns like Villupuram )...so I decided to help them out...It always feels so nice to lead someone to waste his/her time on such activities ( why should only you waste your time on orkut, let everyone do it...nice policy of mine na? ).

So I set out to find some proxy sites for them...But I knew that this would be futile( but definitely profitable for Larry, Sergey, Eric & Co.!) since both these friends of mine were the most active users of orkut(One had 21 friends and the other jus 2 in the friend list..i had coerced him to join)...besides there was this goal of wasting their time too...

I wasted 4 hours on this(I had postponed my book touching ceremony for the second internals for this useless work ... my friends know me as the Lazy Fellow, always finding excuses to avoid work and study...I hadn't touched my books since the first internals)... and found out two very slow proxies that worked(almost useless!), but I awarded this Net Mechanic title to myself after I found out how these innocent souls could allow themselves to get spoiled through orkut using power.com itself...

I had to rob my friend of his privacy...I made him disclose his username and password so that I could use it to identify the problem...he didn't mind as long as I didn't trouble him asking him to enter the username-password everytime and I started the mechanic's analysis...(I have always been awestruck by the speed with which bike and car mechanics could spot the problems and then make a plan to burn a hole in your pocket...my dad's ill - maintained scooter n car were enough to teach me about them!)

I could not find any reason or cause as to why it didn't work for them but worked for me...so I set out searching for those useless proxies...& finally when I discovered that I had wasted hours on it I decided to focus my attention on power.com itself...I first logged in using my account and then observed carefully...then I used my friend's account and observed what happened...the only difference I could notice was the ID on the address bar which I thought made all the difference between my login occurring and their's failing...so I copied the address that was displayed after my login and pasted it on the address bar after logging in with my friend's account...and bang went out that window declaring 'Restricted Website' and lo! my friend's power.com page was on the monitor...

So this was the Eureka moment for this self-acclaimed one-time Net Mechanic (Mech Don in reality!)...this might sound like a small child's accidental trial and error method discovery for all those professionals out there..but for a networks illiterate mechie it was a moment of joy...and if you know why this happened please post a comment explaining me the reason for this in a short para...I had wasted so much time on finding proxies while I could have thought of this idea earlier...

And to T and RJ...those two not-so-Orkut-crazy friends of mine whom I wished to get spoiled, go my Special Thanks...for making me a Net Mechanic!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

A Mechanical ostentation!


De Grisogono Meccanico dG

Contrary to its appearance, the Meccanico dG has no digital components. Below the more conventional analog portion of the two-timezone watch is a numerical display driven by the intricate interplay of 651 strictly mechanical components. Numbers are formed by the motion of 23 cams, which are connected to gears and a synchronization system.

To prove it, the watch's back features a transparent dial plate that affords close scrutiny of the timepiece's inner workings. Billed as the world's most complicated watch, its creation marks the 50th birthday of the Geneva-based company De Grisogono.



The Meccanico dG comes in four styles (red gold, titanium-and-gold, titanium-and-platinum and titanium-and-rubber) and is waterproof to 100 feet. It won't be easy to claim one of the mere 177 produced.

Price Tag : A mere Rs.1,10,00,000 only . Tough choice .I'd reckon ... go for the Aston Martin!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Die deutsche Technik vs. 日本工学

The Question that is on every engineering maniac's lips!-

German Engineering or Japanese Engineering!

Lets get set 4 the big debate -

Is German Engineering the best in the world..."Yes!"-say those who believe that German Engineering is a brand name.U think of the Engineerig Giants like Robert Bosch,Volkswagen,BMW,..n agree.Just then the Japs come n remind u of Honda,Toyota,Sony...n u r stuck in a dilemma...Whom do I support?

Well,the Japs r sharp industrious people n their products r extremely reliable...their manufacturing is the best in the world(in terms of quality,management n precision..remember that they r knoen for their Robots,electronics,Toyota Production system n all)...they complete their entire designed lifecycle sans problems...The Germans on the other hand r the best in the world for mechanical/chemical/process engineering n their cars r more powerful n fun to drive...their machinery are the most purchased in the world...though now challenged by the electronic prowess of the Japs

Now, to conclude go Japs 4 reliability n German 4 functionality.....for Design n Styling u have the Italians...don't forget the Swedish 4 product development...China 4 cost...Russia 4 technology...America 4 Brand(though this is no more valid)...

Commented about the world...Now what do I say about my Sweet India? Please do not say "India for Software n BPO"...Don't u feel we must excel in Design & Manufacturing (Core Engineering)to be the complete engineering nation!
We have a long way to go...we have the largest engineering workforce...Can we do it?
Wake up Indian Engineers(stop selling ur brains to America n Germany, they have enough intellectuals there!).....We need to compete..."Its the survival of the fittest!"